do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
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