so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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