There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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