just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
