hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
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You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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