This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
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Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
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I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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