She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
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If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
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I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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