hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
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Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
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YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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