Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(517): View more from Michigan

careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus

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(312): View more from Illinois

you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?

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(778): View more from British Columbia

yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...

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(310): View more from California

my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.

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(574): View more from Indiana

Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom

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(330): View more from Ohio

I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.

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(214): View more from Texas

Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up

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(630): View more from Illinois

And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them

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(320): View more from Minnesota

Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."

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