No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
he shaved USA in his pubs
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.