Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I'm drunk

(615): View more from Tennessee

Is that why you're texting me

(405): View more from Oklahoma

Yes

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(505): View more from New Mexico

He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.

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(951): View more from California

I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.

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(217): View more from Illinois

her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...

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(907): View more from Alaska

I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.

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(312): View more from Illinois

But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?

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