So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
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Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
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I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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