If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
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i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
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Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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