Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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