I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
he fucked my hip out of place.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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