smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
