Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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