I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
PANTIES FOUND
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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