Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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