I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
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All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
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I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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