Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
My life is pants optional.
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