sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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