so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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