So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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