sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
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I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
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Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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