In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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