He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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