I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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