yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Randomize
