I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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