Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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