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That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I want to fling myself into the sun
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