we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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