Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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