Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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