i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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