North Korea, Best Korea!
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
You ruined the universe
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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