If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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