i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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