I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
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hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
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Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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