I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
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My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
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Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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