no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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