I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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