Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
