Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
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well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
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i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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