im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
