Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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