I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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