its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub