hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high