Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
He better not be in your backpack
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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