but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
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I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
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I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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