Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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