If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
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Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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