I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
It was confusing and full of hummus
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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