Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
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I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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