ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
We talked him into tasing himself.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I look excited, but its just a facade.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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