just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
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It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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