So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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