we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
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